Office Pranks
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From: Calabasas
Every single time my ex-boss would walk in the office we would play "Eye of the Tiger" to make it a grand entrance.
I also super glued my co workers headset to the phone and we constantly change our screensavers to random things found on the internet.
I also super glued my co workers headset to the phone and we constantly change our screensavers to random things found on the internet.
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From: Virgnia
Originally Posted by MitsukillinS2K,Dec 24 2007, 12:05 PM
we tape people to chairs and push them into the hanger bay
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From: VA Beach via South Jersey
Originally Posted by FISH22,Dec 24 2007, 09:14 AM
or wrap them up in the pink bubble wrap and put them in front of material control.
or send said person to PT with the fatties in the hanger on the boat
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i took my coworkers cell phone and added my number to his phone with the name "suck my balls". also added other coworkers numbers with similar things for the name, "lick my balls", "sweaty balls", "penis wrinkle".
we would call him through out the day so said phrases would show up as who was calling.
we would call him through out the day so said phrases would show up as who was calling.
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From: In the heart of the USSA!
My wife had a cute girl working for her that was scared to death of spiders. I found a very large and real looking fake spider and my wife taped it in a roll of toilet paper. When the girl was sitting on the toilet in the small restroom and unrolled the paper she screamed, fell off the toilet, and banged into everything before falling out of the restroom door with her pants around her ankles. Everyone else that worked there knew about the fake spider and was waiting outside the door. For some reason the girl didn't find it funny and would speak to any of us for a couple of weeks.
One night a a national sales meeting we stole a whole roasted pig and put it under the covers in a guys hotel bed. He was always hitting on girls of all sizes so when we asked him when the last time he slept with a pig was he thought we meant a fat chick. When he found it in his bed he tossed it down the hall. We almost got booted out of the hotel for that stunt.
One night a a national sales meeting we stole a whole roasted pig and put it under the covers in a guys hotel bed. He was always hitting on girls of all sizes so when we asked him when the last time he slept with a pig was he thought we meant a fat chick. When he found it in his bed he tossed it down the hall. We almost got booted out of the hotel for that stunt.
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Originally Posted by CG,Dec 24 2007, 07:09 PM
My wife had a cute girl working for her that was scared to death of spiders. I found a very large and real looking fake spider and my wife taped it in a roll of toilet paper. When the girl was sitting on the toilet in the small restroom and unrolled the paper she screamed, fell off the toilet, and banged into everything before falling out of the restroom door with her pants around her ankles. Everyone else that worked there knew about the fake spider and was waiting outside the door. For some reason the girl didn't find it funny and would speak to any of us for a couple of weeks.
One night a a national sales meeting we stole a whole roasted pig and put it under the covers in a guys hotel bed. He was always hitting on girls of all sizes so when we asked him when the last time he slept with a pig was he thought we meant a fat chick. When he found it in his bed he tossed it down the hall. We almost got booted out of the hotel for that stunt.
One night a a national sales meeting we stole a whole roasted pig and put it under the covers in a guys hotel bed. He was always hitting on girls of all sizes so when we asked him when the last time he slept with a pig was he thought we meant a fat chick. When he found it in his bed he tossed it down the hall. We almost got booted out of the hotel for that stunt.
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From: Vegas baby!!
Once this guy left his workstation to use the restroom and forgot to lock it, so we quickly took a screenshot of his desktop exactly as he had it when he left, made it the background image, then locked his machine (hit Ctrl-Alt-Del, then Enter-- which locks NT workstations), so that his background image showed as well as the text box indicating that the machine was locked. Well, we simply dragged the text box off the screen and voila, it looks like everything is normal, but when he clicks on anything... nothing happens.
Great thing is, when you restart your computer, the text box continues to appear off the screen!
The guy rebooted his PC several times and kept talking about how he thought a virus had froze up his PC, before we finally showed him what was up.
Moral of the story: Always lock your workstations when you leave your desk.
Great thing is, when you restart your computer, the text box continues to appear off the screen!
The guy rebooted his PC several times and kept talking about how he thought a virus had froze up his PC, before we finally showed him what was up.
Moral of the story: Always lock your workstations when you leave your desk.
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Originally Posted by tritium_pie,Dec 27 2007, 12:36 AM
Once this guy left his workstation to use the restroom and forgot to lock it, so we quickly took a screenshot of his desktop exactly as he had it when he left, made it the background image, then locked his machine (hit Ctrl-Alt-Del, then Enter-- which locks NT workstations), so that his background image showed as well as the text box indicating that the machine was locked. Well, we simply dragged the text box off the screen and voila, it looks like everything is normal, but when he clicks on anything... nothing happens.
Great thing is, when you restart your computer, the text box continues to appear off the screen!
The guy rebooted his PC several times and kept talking about how he thought a virus had froze up his PC, before we finally showed him what was up.
Moral of the story: Always lock your workstations when you leave your desk.
Great thing is, when you restart your computer, the text box continues to appear off the screen!
The guy rebooted his PC several times and kept talking about how he thought a virus had froze up his PC, before we finally showed him what was up.
Moral of the story: Always lock your workstations when you leave your desk.
