The Official "Desi" Thread
Originally Posted by Luder94,Sep 4 2008, 10:16 AM
If you couldn't tell from my last name, I'm Guju as well. I epitomize the 'ABCDEFG' acronym.
Patel rap:
can't find it right now (If someone can find a link, I'll edit this post with it)
Patel rap (Dr. Dre rmx):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdlErqYa50o
Indians in Ebonics in Guju:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GAoj84SoOs
Patel rap:
can't find it right now (If someone can find a link, I'll edit this post with it)
Patel rap (Dr. Dre rmx):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdlErqYa50o
Indians in Ebonics in Guju:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GAoj84SoOs
Jones - 20
White - 25
Johnson - 25
Shah - 60
Smith - 72
Patel - 163
Why don't you get a more original name, Patel.
Walk through a busy train station or airport and you'll pass between 1-5 people with the same name!
ya well if you finance them let me know what deals ya got lol you know we are always looking
btw I know I am a guju hotelier but for the life of me I always hate talking to other guju hotel people lol. I can always sum up the conversation up in my head before they even start talking.
Them: So what hotel do you own?
Me: such and such a place
Them: Business good
me: its been ok
Them: Ya I own 10 motels Comfort inn, Days Inn, etc etc ect, I am doing pretty good.
Me: well thats good for you
them: If you ever want to sell let me know, I have a brother in india who would like to run it for me.
me: ya I'll sell it if you pay me market value not desi value lol
and it goes on from there lol
btw I know I am a guju hotelier but for the life of me I always hate talking to other guju hotel people lol. I can always sum up the conversation up in my head before they even start talking. Them: So what hotel do you own?
Me: such and such a place
Them: Business good
me: its been ok
Them: Ya I own 10 motels Comfort inn, Days Inn, etc etc ect, I am doing pretty good.
Me: well thats good for you
them: If you ever want to sell let me know, I have a brother in india who would like to run it for me.
me: ya I'll sell it if you pay me market value not desi value lol
and it goes on from there lol
woahh woah haha
i gotta find some time to read this up now i fell behind in what one day lol
but yeah my names ankit siddhartha
im half guju and my dad is from UP
so hmm im gujup?
lol idk
the only car i got at the moment is a 1986 635csi
hopin to get a s2k sometime soon
i gotta find some time to read this up now i fell behind in what one day lol
but yeah my names ankit siddhartha
im half guju and my dad is from UP
so hmm im gujup?
lol idk
the only car i got at the moment is a 1986 635csi
hopin to get a s2k sometime soon
Originally Posted by ZSAK,Sep 4 2008, 01:18 PM
ya well if you finance them let me know what deals ya got lol you know we are always looking
btw I know I am a guju hotelier but for the life of me I always hate talking to other guju hotel people lol. I can always sum up the conversation up in my head before they even start talking.
Them: So what hotel do you own?
Me: such and such a place
Them: Business good
me: its been ok
Them: Ya I own 10 motels Comfort inn, Days Inn, etc etc ect, I am doing pretty good.
Me: well thats good for you
them: If you ever want to sell let me know, I have a brother in india who would like to run it for me.
me: ya I'll sell it if you pay me market value not desi value lol
and it goes on from there lol
btw I know I am a guju hotelier but for the life of me I always hate talking to other guju hotel people lol. I can always sum up the conversation up in my head before they even start talking. Them: So what hotel do you own?
Me: such and such a place
Them: Business good
me: its been ok
Them: Ya I own 10 motels Comfort inn, Days Inn, etc etc ect, I am doing pretty good.
Me: well thats good for you
them: If you ever want to sell let me know, I have a brother in india who would like to run it for me.
me: ya I'll sell it if you pay me market value not desi value lol
and it goes on from there lol
so funny because it's true.. desis are really brown jews
do you notice that for some reason, brown people are really competitive with each other?
for example, i am in real estate finance, an offshoot of traditional i-banking, and every time I meet someone from a financial company, here's how it goes
Them: so you are a banker
me: well, i arrange debt and equity for real estate, so yes in some sense i am a real estate banker
them: so you are not an investment banker
me: well real estate is an investment so i guess to some degree i am
them: well you don't work at jpmorgan
me: no i dont
them: well i work at goldman sachs, if you want an interview i can get you in
me: that's nice, but im good where i am
Originally Posted by devs2k,Sep 4 2008, 10:00 AM
who is ritesh and what car?
J/k mdxluvr rolls in a spec miata
Oh yeah and a gt3 w PCCB and an NSX.









