boy, i bet his family reunions are quite the cat's meow..........

 

Holy f'in heehoo.

Well, whatever blows your kilt up....

 

"I have a collection of old tiger pelts from the days of hunting. I want these grafted on to me. It will cost another $100,000 but will be worth it."


Boy is he going to smell nice and ripe after a few days. I wonder if he has given any thought to how he will clean himself with this fur grafted onto him. Maybe he will have a lot of little stiff hairs grafted onto his tongue so he can lick himself clean.

He holds down a

 

Oh man! That was sooooo dry!