OK, a real talking dog joke.
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OK, a real talking dog joke.
A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The guy says "A gin and tonic for me and a whiskey sour for Oliver." The bartender replies "We don't serve dogs." The guy says "Oliver isn't just a dog. He can talk . The bartender says "Right." The guy says "No really. I'm gonna go outside and buy a newspaper?" He walks outside and the dog says "So where's my whiskey sour, pal? The bartender says "You really can talk. Hey, my wife's a waiter at the diner next door. Here's $20, go order a cup of coffee from her." The guy comes back with his newspaper and says "Where's Oliver?" The bartender says "He really can talk! I sent him to order a cup of coffee from my wife at the diner next door. Let's go watch." The guy and the bartender go outside and there's Oliver in the alley having his way with a poodle. The guy yells "Oliver, you've done that before!" The dog turns around, looks up at him, and says "Hey, I've never had money before."
