At lunch today there was a ~80 year old year texting.... he had the phone about 1mm from his face but he was going at it.... at the mall....~70 year olds texting....

These freaking people don't even know when they are having a bowel movement but they are able to text? Who the hell is a 70+ year old texting anyway?

to all contacts: "it smells like I just shit myself"

 

"where you at?"

"the old folks home where you at?"

"the old folks home where you at?"

etc etc

 

I resemble that remark!

Think of it this way, it's a poor man's hearing aid.

 

^^lmao

 

some old guy at least in his 70's was texting 2 rows in front of me at a movie recently. He would text and a glow would be around him and then he would hold his phone under his armpit and then he would pull it back out after it would vibrate (I'm guessing). Had a full QWERTY keyboard type phone and he was going to town typing on it

I just wanted to throw my soda at the back of his head though b/c that shit was annoying in the dark theater

 

texting is so 5 minutes ago, now I just use ESP.

 

ESP is so 3 minutes ago. Now I'm omniscient.

 

just talk out of your ass

 

Thats what most people do on this site

 

they make viagra for that!!!