The Old Professor
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The old professor got his young teaching-assistant to go for a ride in his sports car. Trying to impress her, he squealed the tires at several intersections in a row.
"I'll bet you're hard on tires," she said.
"I'll bet it doesn't," he promised.
"I'll bet you're hard on tires," she said.
"I'll bet it doesn't," he promised.
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"I'll bet you're hard on tires,"
[translated]I'll bet your bonner (rig, johnson, unit,
trouser snake, chicken, wood, crank, schwantz) gets tired. [/translated]
Perma-wood here!
Scot
[Edited by Scot on 01-27-2001 at 06:46 PM]
[translated]I'll bet your bonner (rig, johnson, unit,
trouser snake, chicken, wood, crank, schwantz) gets tired. [/translated]
Perma-wood here!
Scot
[Edited by Scot on 01-27-2001 at 06:46 PM]
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more effective if told by an alien? plant?
Originally posted by Jay Li
This is a joke that will lose its effectiveness if told by a person, because it takes a couple seconds to figure it out...but it's great nonetheless!
This is a joke that will lose its effectiveness if told by a person, because it takes a couple seconds to figure it out...but it's great nonetheless!
