po-po - police

 

hmmm... old slang words that nobody uses anymore.

how about "ricosuave"??? Just kidding.

 

gaffle = steal
taxin = sex
fakin the funk = pretend to be something you're not

 

was this ever a slang at all? CAWABANGA????

 

aces

 

WTF? I was so "gay" the other day because I found $5 on the floor and bought a pack of "fags" with the "fin". "Word", I thought to myself. This is so "fly". So I start walking towards my "homeboy's" house and the "po-po" start chasing me thinking that I'm a "ganker" who "gaffled" the "fin". So then, I'm like... "cawabanga"! I'm "outtee 5000" and I start to "book" it but the "po-po" are in heavy pursuit. The chase me down to a dead end alley which was not "dope" at all because they "triple-banked" me and accused me of "ganking" the "fin" from an elderly lady. I was like, this is "bogus". I might be "fakin the funk", but I ain't no "ganker", I tell them. "Icy", one "po-po" says to me. So... you're just a "poser", he added. I've been known to be a "biter", I reply. You can go, one "po-po" says, then adds "sike", get you ass back here and empty out your pockets. So I empty out my pocket and all I've got are some "jank", like my "fags" and this "rubber" I had used on this "totally tubular" chick that I "taxed" earlier that day. "Oh my nasty", another officer screams. Finally they let me go and I "book" it to my "homeboy's" "pad" where I am able to smoke my "fags" in peace.

Is this a "radical" story or what? And who da funk says dat these words ain't used no mo'?

 

S2K Fan: bravo, bravo! That was rad

 

hehe...that was "da bomb"

 

That was "boss"

 

That was bitchin' ...