From an email today...
"
Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas . . . :

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?'

10. Another favorite is during the diving competitions two nights ago the
commentator said... 'Look at that... you aren't getting anything between
those legs.'
"

 

 

nice!

 

Those are great, I'm sharing em with the office.

 

Are those real?

 

Paul Hamm wasn't even in the Olympics this year.

 

that was my first thought. they are funny nonetheless.

 

haha

 

Pretty sure they are real, but not for the 2008 Olympics. Think it's a compilation from years past.

 

Yeh, we received the emails with those quotes at work here in Aust

MEGTIC!! haha