CHECK IT...

 

Gross.

 

HAHAHAHA!! That's too funny. All I can picture is a cat covered in oozing scabs with a cone around its head covered in dingleberrys dragging wet cat food all over the house.

 

 

Bwwwaahaaaa!! Sounds like a desperate man. Someone should help him and steal his roomie's pot stash. That sounds like a win/win situation. I can totally empathize with him; cats suck, let alone disease-infested ones.

 

Run out of options has he.... You the "thief" must take said smelly gross cat to an animal shelter many miles away, because the owner may check out the nearest ones.