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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 09:19 AM
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle whose given name was "Onestone." He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why?

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Everyone knows you can't kill two Birds with Onestone!








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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 09:24 AM
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I thought it was going to have some sort of blue balls punch line.
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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 09:34 AM
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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 09:45 AM
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..........uh
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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 10:02 AM
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Please edit joke and make funny
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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ou818,Dec 22 2009, 11:02 AM
Please edit joke and make funny
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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 22 2009, 02:11 PM
Now, that's funny.




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Old Dec 22, 2009 | 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Dec 22 2009, 11:16 AM
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