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OT Question: Can human feces desintigrate on their

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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 08:50 AM
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 08:55 AM
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Bet #1 an animal came and nom'd on it.

Bet #2 water/erosion/ground movement knocked it from it's original spot.

Bet #3 you were high on shrooms both times; but you SWEAR you went to the same place twice.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:12 AM
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This thread beams with intelligence.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:21 AM
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There are bugs in nature. Bugs that like feces. There are also bacteria and creatures which may come to lick up any moisture. As ew as that sounds its true. That's why they say you should never pee on a tree, but pee on a rock instead, because deer like to lick your pee and they may ruin trees.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:23 AM
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2 weeks is a long time for shit. Give it 2 days and its completely dried up; that's like half the mass right there. Even less if you were constipated give it another 5 days and itll be gone im sure. Most of the digestion has already been done, ya know
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by gCHOW,Jun 11 2009, 08:16 AM
no way it would disintegrated in two weeks. someone probably came and picked it up or an animal ate it.

people that live around me never pick up after their dog and sometimes their dogshit just lies around for weeks.. after two weeks its normally just dried up but still the same shape. LOL!
Have you seen it turn white after a while?
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Eryozgatliyan,Jun 11 2009, 12:00 PM
Like shitty dust in the wind

reminds me of a song....
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 11:21 AM
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I remember the last time I shit in the woods. As soon as the head peaked, I had flies buzzing around my ass. Those little bastards couldn't even wait for it to hit the ground. I bet they had something to do with it.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 01:21 PM
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Are you a fan of the band terror?
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Terror,Jun 11 2009, 11:21 AM
I remember the last time I shit in the woods. As soon as the head peaked, I had flies buzzing around my ass. Those little bastards couldn't even wait for it to hit the ground. I bet they had something to do with it.
HAHAHA.. the flies probably had a big fat orgy on your shit and their babies fed on your shit in two weeks!
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