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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:06 AM
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When you go to a public restroom to take a leak and their are no urinals left... You go to a stall, right?

9 times out of 10 the ****er before you dropped a bomb in that stall and did not flush the toilet (No pun intended from my previous post)

then there's usually some chunks left on the porcelain and whatnot uke:

Do you ever take your leak, and aim at the person before chunks that are stuck to the side of the porcelain? Trying to knock it off?

I do, and I make gun shooting noises like I'm bombing it from a plane...Like pearl harbor This is usually when other people are in the bathroom too

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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:07 AM
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you're F***ing weird man..
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:09 AM
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Fecally speaking, I avoid public toilets whenever possible.
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:24 AM
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If i see shit in a toilet im not peeing in it. Chances of blowback are immense...
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Eryozgatliyan,Jun 12 2009, 12:06 PM


When you go to a public restroom to take a leak and their are no urinals left... You go to a stall, right?

9 times out of 10 the ****er before you dropped a bomb in that stall and did not flush the toilet (No pun intended from my previous post)

then there's usually some chunks left on the porcelain and whatnot uke:

Do you ever take your leak, and aim at the person before chunks that are stuck to the side of the porcelain? Trying to knock it off?

I do, and I make gun shooting noises like I'm bombing it from a plane...Like pearl harbor This is usually when other people are in the bathroom too

Share if you do the same as me

Nice imagery, Alex!
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:33 AM
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I don't need to go to a public toilet to do that. I do it at home. Do you also hum Ride of the Valkyries while you do it?
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:43 AM
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there goes my lunch...
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Eryozgatliyan,Jun 12 2009, 11:06 AM


When you go to a public restroom to take a leak and their are no urinals left... You go to a stall, right?

9 times out of 10 the ****er before you dropped a bomb in that stall and did not flush the toilet (No pun intended from my previous post)

then there's usually some chunks left on the porcelain and whatnot uke:

Do you ever take your leak, and aim at the person before chunks that are stuck to the side of the porcelain? Trying to knock it off?

I do, and I make gun shooting noises like I'm bombing it from a plane...Like pearl harbor This is usually when other people are in the bathroom too

Share if you do the same as me


































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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 11:48 AM
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[Dane Cook]Everything is wet![/Dane Cook]
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 12:04 PM
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Dude, something is wrong with you seriously.



I'm not shooting other's turdlets, a splashback could make that turdlet fly toward me and then it could possibly touch me and then I'd puke and have a heart attack and die.
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