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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 08:55 AM
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Miami Judge Sets Legal Precedent

Miami, FL (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami Dade County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone!


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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 09:08 AM
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 09:16 AM
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WHAT? This can be for reals.
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 09:48 AM
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[QUOTE=Amit,Oct 24 2007, 09:16 AM]WHAT?
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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Ok... I laughed.
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 10:17 AM
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lucky bastard
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by magician,Oct 24 2007, 01:48 PM
Shrewd analysis.
That's funny.
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 10:35 AM
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Nice set up, excellent punchline; I'll give it a 9/10.

It wasn't quite filthy enough, but still damn funny.
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 11:19 AM
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I think my highschool footbal team could beat the dolphins right now hahaha.
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Old Oct 24, 2007 | 12:03 PM
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Good punch line!
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