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From: St. Pete, Florida
I'm afraid that this one making the rounds will not go over very well with our Australian friends! 
A 68-year-old American multi millionaire widow decides she would like to remarry. She asks her laywers to search for a single 21 year old white man with rugged good looks, a golden smile and above all he must be a virgin.
These being liberated times with sexual favours being given at a very young age, the only guy they can come up with who fits the description is an Australian stockman named Bruce.
The laywers make the proposal to Bruce and soon he is jetting off to New York to meet and marry his new bride.
The ceremony goes off without a hitch and they hurry back to the penthouse honeymoon suite where the wife suggests that he gets things ready for their marriage consumation while she goes to powders her nose and slips into something more comfortable.
When she returns to the living room some minutes later, she is surprised to find all the furniture piled up in one corner of the room and the carpets are rolled up with only bare boards in the middle of the floor.
The woman says "what are you doing, aren't we going to make love?"
Bruce replies "well as you know I aint ever made love to a woman before but if it's anything like a kangaroo were going to need all the room we can get!"
A 68-year-old American multi millionaire widow decides she would like to remarry. She asks her laywers to search for a single 21 year old white man with rugged good looks, a golden smile and above all he must be a virgin.
These being liberated times with sexual favours being given at a very young age, the only guy they can come up with who fits the description is an Australian stockman named Bruce.
The laywers make the proposal to Bruce and soon he is jetting off to New York to meet and marry his new bride.
The ceremony goes off without a hitch and they hurry back to the penthouse honeymoon suite where the wife suggests that he gets things ready for their marriage consumation while she goes to powders her nose and slips into something more comfortable.
When she returns to the living room some minutes later, she is surprised to find all the furniture piled up in one corner of the room and the carpets are rolled up with only bare boards in the middle of the floor.
The woman says "what are you doing, aren't we going to make love?"
Bruce replies "well as you know I aint ever made love to a woman before but if it's anything like a kangaroo were going to need all the room we can get!"
