Paris uses the N-Word (Video)
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Ya, I remember about 10 years ago there were guys out there claiming they wouldn't bang Madonna.....
You see Paris Hilton laying in your bed with her beaver all shaved up nice for you, you're diving right in.......... I call bullshit on anyone who says they aren't (unless you are married, ghey or afraid of waxed pun-tang in general)....
You see Paris Hilton laying in your bed with her beaver all shaved up nice for you, you're diving right in.......... I call bullshit on anyone who says they aren't (unless you are married, ghey or afraid of waxed pun-tang in general)....
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Originally Posted by Vadster,Feb 5 2007, 03:20 PM
^^^
I was/still am one of them. No Madonna, Brooke Shields, Cindy Crawford, shall I go on? Not everyone goes for the media favorites. No I am not gay, I would love some waxed pun-tang, and yes I am married.
I was/still am one of them. No Madonna, Brooke Shields, Cindy Crawford, shall I go on? Not everyone goes for the media favorites. No I am not gay, I would love some waxed pun-tang, and yes I am married.
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From: MAHT-O-MEDI
Big "no" on Madonna. Skanky just turns me off. I am past my prime for sure, but I have had far better than Paris on her best day. Seriously. College was good to me.
Rich? Who cares? I would find it far more satisfying to tell her to get lost because I don't do trash, then to spend any amount of time with her.
Rich? Who cares? I would find it far more satisfying to tell her to get lost because I don't do trash, then to spend any amount of time with her.
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From: SJC
I'd lick it, split it, hit, quit it, drop a deuce in her purse, pee on the sheets, write "Racist" on her bathroom mirror, and then go over to her laptop and make sure that when it starts, it has that picture of the guy with his woo-woo tucked in doing The Silence of The Lambs Dance.
Raid her fridge, steal the booze, then leave.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Raid her fridge, steal the booze, then leave.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
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Originally Posted by vader1,Feb 5 2007, 10:41 AM
Yeah she's a tool. Unfortunately she she will continue to use it if it keeps getting her attention like this. Thats all she cares about. "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!!"
bleh.
bleh.
