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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 08:27 PM
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If God had intended women to think, he would have given them a brain




















(I am off to hide in a corner for a while now )
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 09:42 PM
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another pearls of wisdom from the guy who are off to hide in a corner for a while now...

Originally posted by tokyo_james



Very good question..... as a Gladiator you would be worth 20 schekels, tops.... don't know why they think you are worth that much
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 10:13 PM
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Originally posted by mYuuki
"if you have sex with a guy you will grow a tail... "

-my mother

a tail would be fun just wondering why it never showed up
She's been reading too much Gabriel Garcia Marquez - do read "100 years of solitude" though, it's a wonderful book and the tails are for real!
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Old Mar 26, 2002 | 07:28 AM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james
If God had intended women to think, he would have given them a brain




















(I am off to hide in a corner for a while now )
LOL!!! Someones lookin for trouble!
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Old Mar 26, 2002 | 08:18 AM
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"...You got to kick it before you lick it. You got to punch it before you much it!...." -the store clerks in Booty Call
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Old Mar 26, 2002 | 08:22 AM
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You can't put 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
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Old Mar 26, 2002 | 08:25 AM
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Let he who is without sins cast the first stone at DaRKCrow.
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Old Mar 26, 2002 | 09:49 AM
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Never eat yellow snow.
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Old Mar 26, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY
Never eat yellow snow.
that's exquisite advise!
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Old Mar 26, 2002 | 01:03 PM
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Mine is:

"Don't go looking for love because it'll find you."

Here's one from the Brady Bunch movie:

"Wherever you go, that's where you are." -Mike Brady (Dad)

Words to live by from my favorite comedian, Dave Attel:

"I draw the line at sex with cows. A horse, on the other hand, I could have sex with because I'd
always have a ride home."
Dave Atell
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