This is from "Summer Moonshine" by PG Wodehouse:

"You don't like the Princess?" [Princess Dwornitzchek, the second gentleman's stepmother--ed]

"I regard her as the sand in Civilization's spinach."

Use it in good health.

 

que?

 

I heard someone call someone else a "waste of flesh" once, and I think that that is the worst I have ever heard!

 

No, no, no, no! It's not waste of flesh... it's waste of sperm.

 

my point exaclty

 

From Terence & Philip on South Park.

"We call him Ugly Bob because he's so goddam ugly.

His face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver!"

 

I like "he must have entered the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking" !

 

Most simple and effective insult has no words in it.......just shake your head in disgust, pout your lips, and sigh out an "ugh" while making eye contact with the person being insulted.....follow by walking away.

Make it more effective by eyeing them up and down first and then shake head in disgust, pouted lips, and sighed 'ugh"....then just walk away.

 

He or she is a good excuse for after birth abortion.

 

"The only time someone will have sex with you is if they're too lazy to masturbate"