Physicians more dangerous than guns

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Sep 11, 2009 | 03:34 PM

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OverBooster

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Nevermind. Not worth mental effort

Sep 11, 2009 | 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Sep 11 2009, 07:01 AM

I dont have a gun or a doctor

me too Keith

Sep 11, 2009 | 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by plutonium239,Sep 11 2009, 03:21 PM

Guns save lives too. If someone comes into my home in the middle of the night, I likely won't call my doctor.

You will when they turn the tables on you and beat you down. Then who will you be asking to save you when you are bleeding out from a stab wound or a GSW? I've seen many 'badasses' ask me to save them while whimpering like babies.

Sep 11, 2009 | 08:06 PM

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This is not a rhetorical question Raj. What would you do if someone came into your house with the intent to steal but also might harm either you or your family?

Sep 11, 2009 | 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by plutonium239,Sep 11 2009, 08:06 PM

This is not a rhetorical question Raj. What would you do if someone came into your house with the intent to steal but also might harm either you or your family?

Of course I'd do whatever it took to protect my family. I don't own a gun but I do have 3 very sharp knives hidden near where I sleep.

I'm saying if the robber got the upper hand the doctor would have to save me.

In the end this joke thread has turned really stupid.

Sep 12, 2009 | 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Sep 11 2009, 11:12 PM

In the beginning the joke was already really stupid....

Sep 12, 2009 | 10:37 AM

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damn.... you guys need to relax a little. it was slightly funny in a stupid way. "guns don't kill people, people do". this is off-topic after all.

Sep 12, 2009 | 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gospeedgo1,Sep 12 2009, 10:37 AM

damn.... you guys need to relax a little. it was slightly funny in a stupid way. "guns don't kill people, people do". this is off-topic after all.

Holy smokes! Do all of the jokes posted on this site turn into threads like this?

Let's try it again:

Why did the chicken cross the street?

Sep 13, 2009 | 08:44 AM

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eh, it reminds me of how people can take statistics for more than they're worth....

beyond that, I think a lot of you guys are over-sensitive....

I'll take a middle stance at 5/10

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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 11 2009, 02:27 PM

"A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous."

by your definition, this is a joke.... how is this not an ironic depiction?

sorry, nothing personal....