I knew people were more laid back in Hawaii, but this is going a bit too far.

 

This job used to be fun,

Then they took my T.V. away

At least they left me my Remote Control,

And The Same Amount Of Time,

I Get To Sleep On The Job.

axcilla



Sleeping on the job
mabye on tuesdays

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Colin
[B]Actually the bosses wrote the notes themselves!

 

YOU HAVE MY REMOTE LADY.
I hope you enjoy watching your panasonic tv.
Is yours silver like mine??

 

Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my.................

 

"I am the guardian of the remote.
If you want to change the channel, you must answer these questions, three..."

"I'm pissing off the boss, please leave me alone."

"Warning: I am on my period. Wake at your own risk!"

"I got to sleep more at my other job. Too bad they fired me..."

"It's ok. I'm a narcolept."

"Dopamine addict"

"Dopamine addict's anonymous meeting"

"Reality tv at its best."

"Nissan's CEO 5 years ago"

"Curbside pick-up"

"Salvation Army Donation"

"You should see me when I'm NOT working!"

"Coming soon, Office Space 2"

"I ran out of paperclips."

"Patient of Bellvue Hospital. If you find me, please call 1-800-555-XXXX. And remember, I don't like to be touched."

"I had turkey for lunch."

"I am below you so wake me when the boss comes."

"I am a psychotic sociopath with a fetish for mutilating bodies when I am AWAKE. Now, you make the choice."

"Wake me if you see Woody Allen."

Sorry, that's all for now.

 

Acura training videos put me to sleep everytime!

 

I see your co-worker sleeping photos and raise you! These are a small sampling of co-workers I have busted sleeping at Sea Launch.

 

LOL!!!! What kind of business is Sea Launch. Are those guys working with anything important cuz that would be frightening!

As for captions:

"The protective gear of the workers would not allow their skin to breath and rendered them unconcious as they worked."

"John awoke to find himself in yet another strange place, wearing strange clothes. 'Had he travelled through time again?' he thought to himself."

Here's another:

"Ford quality control technicians hard at work!"

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cubic Inch
[B]LOL!!!!