Sorry to our american folks if these jokes hurt your feelings

Usually when I talk to Texans down here, they try to make conversation by asking what Canada is like. This time, someone asked me if we spoke 'Canadian' in Canada. At first I thought he was kidding, but he was serious. Anyway, after I finished laughing, I told him, "No."

 

look shel! I know canada is bigger than that! and I didn't comment on driving on the wrong side of the road either! so....*thppppt*

 

So what side do they drive on

 

It's funny heh?

 

don't you mean eh, eh?

 

I suspect the gross output of goods and services in Texas rivals the GNP of Canada. I love a good joke, whether it's about Texans, Canadians or whomever.