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Old Dec 12, 2001 | 12:19 PM
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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio went to Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him "How did my advice work out with the girlfriend?" Pinocchio grinned and replied "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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Old Dec 12, 2001 | 01:39 PM
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Hehehe. I think Pinocchio is the first man to have sex before learning to masturbate.
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At least with sandpaper.
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Old Dec 12, 2001 | 03:14 PM
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That is a certainty.
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Old Dec 12, 2001 | 10:50 PM
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HEY! ..... Are you copying me?!
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Old Dec 13, 2001 | 08:07 AM
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I wouldn't dare copy you. Dude, you are unique. I'm trying to hit 1,000 posts today.
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