A major network is planning the show "Survivor, Texas Style."

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio,
on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, up to Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins!

 

ahahaha.. kind of like Diehard II (or III) where bruce
willis had to have that sign around his neck in
harlem.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Scot
[B]ahahaha.. kind of like Diehard II (or III) where bruce
willis had to have that sign around his neck in

 

LOL, yea not a chance in hell.