Plaxico Burress....
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Dec 3 2008, 04:40 PM
Well thats never gonna happen if you quit bringing the funny
"Sorry guys. I'm busy. I'll do some more when I get home tomorrow." LOL
But for real. I have things to do tonight. I'll get busy it on it later.
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Originally Posted by tapout2000,Dec 3 2008, 03:17 PM
As James K says:
"Sorry guys. I'm busy. I'll do some more when I get home tomorrow." LOL
But for real. I have things to do tonight. I'll get busy it on it later.
"Sorry guys. I'm busy. I'll do some more when I get home tomorrow." LOL
But for real. I have things to do tonight. I'll get busy it on it later.
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"Yes sir.... I know.... They instituted the don't ask don't tell policy over 200 years ago...We can't kick him out for being g....
"oh hold on... He just walked up."
"Lt. Commander La Forge, it's starfleet command... they want your opinion on the nebulus worm hole situation."
"Ha! Gotcha ya blind son of a bitch! Who are you kiddin? Nobody wants your opinion."
"I'M JEAN-LUC BITCH!!!"
"That's ****ed up captain."
"Jean-Luc bitch: A comedic twist of the early millenium chappelle show skit involving former 1980s pop star Rick James."
"Gawddammit Dataaaa!!!! I've asked you a hundred times to quit doing that!"
"Correction. One hundred and seventy-four times."
~sigh~
"I'm sorry starfleet command... What were you saying? Oh yes. The wormhole you're approaching. Ah yes! Engage the reverse thrusters and put it in to warp drive. It should create enough convection to reverse the effects of the wormhole. Good luck."
"You want something to do La Forge? Here you go.... Call Papa Johns and order us some pizzas. I want canadian bacon and pineapple on mine. Don't **** it up this time."
"You have to be kiddin me captain! There's not a papa johns for 5 parsecs!"
"Quit ****in around! I don't have a lieutenant commander for nothing! The pizzas aren't just going to order themselves!"
.......
"frickin pizzas."
"Hello. I'd like to order 20 pizzas. One extra large Cana...."
"oh hold on... He just walked up."
"Lt. Commander La Forge, it's starfleet command... they want your opinion on the nebulus worm hole situation."
"Ha! Gotcha ya blind son of a bitch! Who are you kiddin? Nobody wants your opinion."
"I'M JEAN-LUC BITCH!!!"
"That's ****ed up captain."
"Jean-Luc bitch: A comedic twist of the early millenium chappelle show skit involving former 1980s pop star Rick James."
"Gawddammit Dataaaa!!!! I've asked you a hundred times to quit doing that!"
"Correction. One hundred and seventy-four times."
~sigh~
"I'm sorry starfleet command... What were you saying? Oh yes. The wormhole you're approaching. Ah yes! Engage the reverse thrusters and put it in to warp drive. It should create enough convection to reverse the effects of the wormhole. Good luck."
"You want something to do La Forge? Here you go.... Call Papa Johns and order us some pizzas. I want canadian bacon and pineapple on mine. Don't **** it up this time."
"You have to be kiddin me captain! There's not a papa johns for 5 parsecs!"
"Quit ****in around! I don't have a lieutenant commander for nothing! The pizzas aren't just going to order themselves!"
.......
"frickin pizzas."
"Hello. I'd like to order 20 pizzas. One extra large Cana...."
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 4 2008, 12:05 PM
Funny level going down captain.....
Need more Raj humor to save this sinking ship.
Need more Raj humor to save this sinking ship.
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 4 2008, 09:05 AM
Funny level going down captain.....
Need more Raj humor to save this sinking ship.
Need more Raj humor to save this sinking ship.
You need to start drinking or something. The funny meter is dropping rapidly
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 4 2008, 12:13 PM
You're just angry because Anakin skywalker pwned you on that cross country road trip and MTV didn't offer you a job as resident funnyman.