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Old May 18, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ebeldesign,May 18 2007, 08:14 AM
I think that ottoman was passed out the whole time. Pervs.
they gang-raped it, the poor thing.

Old May 18, 2007 | 12:45 PM
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The ottoman was asking for it. . . I mean, look at how it was upholstered!!!
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:38 PM
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damn. yall always gotta talk shit about something YOU can't do. it's just dancin', what's the big deal? wait i know, you possess no rhythm, and can't hit bottom, so you feel threatened by a bunch of teenagers who demonstrate the motion that your girlfriends/wives fantasize about.

Old May 18, 2007 | 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by soul_fly,May 18 2007, 07:38 PM
damn. yall always gotta talk shit about something YOU can't do. it's just dancin', what's the big deal? wait i know, you possess no rhythm, and can't hit bottom, so you feel threatened by a bunch of teenagers who demonstrate the motion that your girlfriends/wives fantasize about.
I hope that was sarcastic, in which case, learn to use smilies. If you are serious...well...good luck with life my man, you're gonna need it.
Old May 18, 2007 | 05:53 PM
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Is that ottoman on the left hitting on my ottoman on the right. I'll show it!



Old May 19, 2007 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by NFRs2000NYC,May 18 2007, 09:10 PM
I hope that was sarcastic, in which case, learn to use smilies. If you are serious...well...good luck with life my man, you're gonna need it.
Old May 19, 2007 | 04:53 AM
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Soul fly..

Trust me.. Im 100% Positive my GF does not fantasize about having sex with some 14yr old * that has nothing better to do than hump furniture.

Go get a job, have ambitions. Go somewhere in life other than "in da club" and "in da gubbmint office".

Being successful in life will pull more "wyte wimmins" than being good at humping a piece of furniture.

They were probably all brothers with different dads.
Old May 19, 2007 | 08:52 AM
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[QUOTE=Dizings2k,May 19 2007, 06:53 AM]Soul fly..

Trust me.. Im 100% Positive my GF does not fantasize about having sex with some 14yr old * that has nothing better to do than hump furniture.
Old May 19, 2007 | 09:07 AM
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Alright tough guy, stay out of my thread. I dont want this locked because you feel offended that we are making fun of 4 toolshed virgins that like to bang ottomans.

Dizings2k.... "gubbmint office" Priceless!
Old May 19, 2007 | 09:13 AM
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So many words fill my head that Im not allowed to say....


Your just cranky because its nearing the end of the month and your running out of money on the access card. The 1st seems sooooo far away doesnt it?





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