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The knight went through the torments of hell,
Passion and soul helped him walk out,
Honor and love is all he's got,
I don't know what you think, but that's alot.

He fought dragons, lions and fire ants,
He never let his mission off his hands,
He went through woods and passed through trails,
But this isn't your normal fairy tale.

His mission is to save the beautiful princess,
Captured by demons, warlocks and huntresses,
He valiantly fought them one by one,
The mission isn't accomplished until all is done.

He slays the last devil who was on the run,
Thought to himself, now lets have some fun,
Went through fires and crossed seven seas,
Don't even try to guess what he sees.

The beautiful princess laying there,
Johnny the squire is near,
Johnny the squire had sneaked in first,
Johnny is about to get a load of hurt.

The knight thought this is not the time to be cavalier,
He throws his sword and kills Johnny from the rear,
Then runs up kisses the beautiful princess in her lips,
Everything turns dark in an eclipse.

"Oh brave knight you saved me and showed how much you care",
"But oh brave knight, where is your loyal squire?",
"I am the squire, my master is dead",
"He is slain right infront of your bed!".
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YY
Dec. 6th 2005

 

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen
long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

And when I spend his cash,
He not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

 

the female poem is like