A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an
obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This
is what I want to print: Bernie is dead."

The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are
allowed to print six words."

The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead.
Toyota for sale."

 

No....
I'm still here....

 

Glad to hear you're not "that" Bernie.

 

What was that crazy movie with a dead guy called Bernie in it? Can't remember the name but it was a scream.

 

"Holiday at Bernie's" wasn't it?

 

Yes, I think there was also a sequel - Holiday at Bernie's - 2.

 

Weekend at Bernie's is what you must mean

 

That's it Jay. Almost had it right

 

hehe...good one...