Going to a Vegas pool party next weekend and plan on stocking up on plenty of fireworks. I will select one large mortar and call it "magician" in honor of him after he got all butt hurt from my 2010 post above.

The funny part is is his signatures he says: "If you're driving [the S2000] with the top up, the storm outside had better have a name."

I remember a post long ago where he wrote he drove with the top up to not mess up his hair, some kid replied "dude you sound like a girl"

 

Just this: