When I was living in Costa Rica, I went out for a night at el pueblo, got hammered, talked using my slick broken spanish with the ladies...


... ended up getting too drunk, had to take a cab home, puking out the window. Then when I got home, I passed out with my pants off beside the pool deck wearing my tight briefs! I was rudely awakend at 5 am by my other friends getting home from the bar who proceeded to videotape me getting in a drunken conversation with a giant ant.


I then crawled to the shower, throwing up profusely, and passed out in the shower. ( Large shower with a tile floor and a sunken drain in the middle. Even when drunk I was still aware that if I didn't keep my head poked out of the basin of the shower that when I passed out again I would most likely drown ) I when I woke up like, unknown hours later, I had crapped and pissed myself, was shivering from the cold water, and it was about midnight the next day.


Now that, was a party the night before!

 

funny story bout friends

back long time ago when drinking was a novelty and the "cool/rebellious" thing to do some of my friends and I were hanging out and at friends house....break out the vodka make some lame drinks we thought were cool...

apparently one friend has a very low tolerance and he wanted to drink more than the rest of us so he had a few more....nothing major we thought but apparently it hit him pretty hard.....

had to leave friends house so we walked around the neighborhood.....assorted humerous acts occured...

first we went by my house...I was inside but the drunk friend and another were outside...appaently the drunk got mad and decided to push other friend...unfourtunatly alcohol seems to affect gravity so when he went to push him newtons 3rd law about action/reaction caught up with him and he fell backwards, just as 2 mormons on their bicycles rode by....apparently their strict conduct codes mention nothing about laughing at drunks

that is just one hilarious image to me....

later we went to another friends house.....he wasnt home but the drunk guy REALLY had to go to the bathroom....he decided the friend who wasnt home's lawn was a perfectly fine place to go...

middle class neighborhood, people walking dogs/outsdie with kids in the afternoon/cars driving.......guy in someones front lawn urinating....funny image number 2




typin far too much..maybe finish later

 

Please do!!!

 

About 3 weeks ago, looming around my birthday, I went to a friend's student house for a party friday night, I think it was the first official week of university so I had one thing in mind. I set myself a limit so I bought a 6-Pack of Corona, and a 4 Pack of Mike's, no big deal for me, as long as I go slow.. Well we did a little "pre-drinking" at my friends house cuz we had to wait for his girlfriend to get to his dorm, then we would all take a bus down to the party, I had an hour to spare so I said I might as well drink a few now... My friend had a straw, so you guys probably know that if you stick a straw in a beer bottle, then just drink it normally it will flow down your throat really quick.. I tried that, one drink would take about 15 seconds to drink.. I had about 5 beers and 2 mike's by the time the bus came, and that was in about an hour span, so pretty fast by my standards, I was pretty out of it getting on the bus, then when I got to the party, the liquor kept flowing and I kept drinking.. House rule was that you need to take at least 2 shots to get in, I was like okay I'm game, drank a couple vodka shots, got in, and now I was in a great state of mind... but people kept feeding me drinks so I kept drinking.. took a couple more shots of vodka, this blue stuff, I dunno what it was, and I was completely wasted, went to the bathroom to try to compose myself, and as I was leaning on the towel rack to hold myself up it fell off.. I quickly made my way to the deck area, as I knew I was gonna puke... Leaned over the deck, and hurled about 11 or 12 times.. and it wasn't to my knowledge at the time, but this was being video-taped, and everyone was watching by the screen door...I then proceeded to puke over a guy's Bronco, and he wasn't very happy...I felt that I could walk it off, so I decided to take a stroll around the block, staggering from left and right, in my bare socks, while a couple friends were behind me, videotape in hand.. then the improbable happened... I got sprayed by a skunk, the smell was so repulsive it couldn't have been something else.. I rushed back in the house, took my clothes off, sayin "I got skunked!!"... camera rolling, nobody really cared, they were too drunk to care.. but the one most sober person there had to rush to the variety store and get me crushed tomatoes.. bathing in tomatoe juice is apparently a good remedy.. so now I'm in the shower, barely can stand, and just waiting for the tomatoe juice to come... some girl drew me a bath, I dunno who the hell she was, but she knew my name, and she was really nice bout the whole thing... Finally I got out of the bath, and told the guy to turn the camera off, he said it was all in good fun, but it was embarassing, I tried to get the tape, but I couldn't get a hold of it... Borrowed some clothes (my clothes went directly to the laundry), and got on the drunk bus home with a couple buddies, passed out on my bed, then woke up thinking whose clothes I was wearing, and what the hell happened last night... Well the proof was in the video, and I had a good laugh about after the whole ordeal was over.

 

Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!Post the video!!!

 

It's on my friend's handy-cam, and I got embarassed viewing it with my closest friends!! So you could imagine how I would feel if it got leaked on the net

 

Awwww come on mang, we family here!!!

 

that's what Star Wars Kid said

 

Ok, how about this one. Its Halloween , I go to my friends apartment in my new Halloween costume . A full gorilla suit . Directly below us is the apartment of the of a girl that I have fallen in love with. One problem. She is engaged, and "he's" there. After a lot of drinking on both floors and a lot of going back and fourth between me and her fiance, erupts the battle of the stereo's. He cranks up The Who's "Who are You". My reply is Kenny Loggins "I'm all Right" From caddy shack.
After a lot more drinking, me and my nemesis are on his Bike cruising up and down the main strip in our home town. He's normally dressed, I'm on the back of his cycle in my gorilla suit. People are screaming 'Let the gorilla drive". Anyway after a lot more drinking, me and my arch enemy, Who By the way told me this evening that "I would never have her" wound up back at her apartment singing Wake up Little Suzy into Her window. Needless to say we were both on here sh*t list for a few days. Okay, here's the punch line. That was over 20 years ago, We have been married almost ever since! How's that for a drunk story?
Rick:

 

lol, that ending was good