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From: LA
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: not much u
You: bored
You: trying to fall asleep but i've been awake for 26+ hours
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: why
You: saw this on a forum and they said i should do this if i was really bored haha
You: dunno don't have any classes friday
Stranger: haha
Stranger: dont think its a really great way to get rid of your boredom
You: i feel like a damn petifile chatting on here
You: hahaha
Stranger: why dont you go for walk
You: its cold
You: im pretty lazy
Stranger: ha
You: need to change the oil in my car
You: havn't done that yet
You: because its to cold
Stranger: nice go do that
You: you seem like an older person
Stranger: why
You: just by the way you talk
You: actually
You: you said SHIT eariler
You: haha
You: my co-workers swear all the time tho so i dont know
You: how old are you if you don't mind me asking
Stranger: 23
You: oh lol im 22
Stranger: close
You: are you a girl or a guy?
You: do you come on here regularly lol?
Stranger: girl
You: oOoOoOOo girl~~~
Stranger: yaaa
You: wtf made you want to come on here and talk to random people
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: i was horny i guess
Stranger: lol
You: wow.....
You: not really what i was looking for as an answer
You: lol
Stranger: wish i could just fck someone right now
Stranger: lol
You: i'm sure if you went to the bar you could find someone really easily
You: girls have no problems at doing that
Stranger: yaa
You: haha
You: if your really 23
Stranger: im asssuming you are a guy
You: yup
You: if you live anywhere near PA you should come by
You: i'll hook u up with one of my friends
You: lol
You: i'm sure they'll **** you
Stranger: lol
You: where you from?
Stranger: well i do
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: i kinda like more than one guy thoiugh
Stranger: im super horny
You: wtf is wrong with girls these days
You: my friends are the same way
Stranger: haha
Stranger: we like it rough i guess
You: yeahh....
You: this conversation is getting a little out of hand
You: anyways
You: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: not much u
You: bored
You: trying to fall asleep but i've been awake for 26+ hours
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: why
You: saw this on a forum and they said i should do this if i was really bored haha
You: dunno don't have any classes friday
Stranger: haha
Stranger: dont think its a really great way to get rid of your boredom
You: i feel like a damn petifile chatting on here
You: hahaha
Stranger: why dont you go for walk
You: its cold
You: im pretty lazy
Stranger: ha
You: need to change the oil in my car
You: havn't done that yet
You: because its to cold
Stranger: nice go do that
You: you seem like an older person
Stranger: why
You: just by the way you talk
You: actually
You: you said SHIT eariler
You: haha
You: my co-workers swear all the time tho so i dont know
You: how old are you if you don't mind me asking
Stranger: 23
You: oh lol im 22
Stranger: close
You: are you a girl or a guy?
You: do you come on here regularly lol?
Stranger: girl
You: oOoOoOOo girl~~~
Stranger: yaaa
You: wtf made you want to come on here and talk to random people
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: i was horny i guess
Stranger: lol
You: wow.....
You: not really what i was looking for as an answer
You: lol
Stranger: wish i could just fck someone right now
Stranger: lol
You: i'm sure if you went to the bar you could find someone really easily
You: girls have no problems at doing that
Stranger: yaa
You: haha
You: if your really 23
Stranger: im asssuming you are a guy
You: yup
You: if you live anywhere near PA you should come by
You: i'll hook u up with one of my friends
You: lol
You: i'm sure they'll **** you
Stranger: lol
You: where you from?
Stranger: well i do
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: i kinda like more than one guy thoiugh
Stranger: im super horny
You: wtf is wrong with girls these days
You: my friends are the same way
Stranger: haha
Stranger: we like it rough i guess
You: yeahh....
You: this conversation is getting a little out of hand
You: anyways
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,078
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From: LA
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: you too
You: you too what?
You: lol
You: hi to me?
Stranger: strange
You: woah buddy where do you go off telling me im strange
You: you don't know me
Stranger: emg
You: emg?
You: omg?
You: e is no where near o
You: so it can't be omg
You: what does emg stand for
Stranger: mang gw g tw
You: what?
Stranger: sorry
You: i don't know the new age lingo to well
You: you wanna know how to get owned in 3 seconds?
Stranger: haa?
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: you too
You: you too what?
You: lol
You: hi to me?
Stranger: strange
You: woah buddy where do you go off telling me im strange
You: you don't know me
Stranger: emg
You: emg?
You: omg?
You: e is no where near o
You: so it can't be omg
You: what does emg stand for
Stranger: mang gw g tw
You: what?
Stranger: sorry
You: i don't know the new age lingo to well
You: you wanna know how to get owned in 3 seconds?
Stranger: haa?
You have disconnected.
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Joined: May 2006
Posts: 9,409
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From: Calgary
You: i like poop
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: Now you're talking....
You: Can I poop on you
Stranger: Is this Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?
Stranger: If yes, bark once, if not bark twice.
You: No this is the poop guy
Stranger: no shit?
You: I saw what you did there
Stranger: O RLY?
You: I like poop
Stranger: Do you have any pets?
You: do you want to eat my poop while I sleep
Stranger: I have a cat... his name is Serious Cat.
You: I had a massive curry
Stranger: Serious Cat is Serious.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: Now you're talking....
You: Can I poop on you
Stranger: Is this Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?
Stranger: If yes, bark once, if not bark twice.
You: No this is the poop guy
Stranger: no shit?
You: I saw what you did there
Stranger: O RLY?
You: I like poop
Stranger: Do you have any pets?
You: do you want to eat my poop while I sleep
Stranger: I have a cat... his name is Serious Cat.
You: I had a massive curry
Stranger: Serious Cat is Serious.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Registered User
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 11,078
Likes: 1
From: Here
Found this conversation:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: Come closer young padawan.
Stranger: Certainly Obi wan
You: Tell everyone I’m here.
Stranger: Darth may try to get you
Stranger: I can not risk it
You: You’re wise, padawan.
Stranger: I have learnt well
You: You have indeed.
Stranger: Maybe to well *shwing*
Stranger: Sorry fly was undone
You: I think Darth’s after me.
Stranger: He wants to put his force in your darkside
Stranger: You must hide
You: He might want to do that.
Stranger: I know I do
Stranger: I am sorry master, that was uncalled for
Stranger: It’s just, your darkside has been quite appealing since I walked in on you in the shower
Stranger: I…I saw your Yoda
Stranger: I am sorry
You: My..Yoda? Padawan, I’ve played with your lightsaber when you sleep…I’m deeply sorry.
Stranger: So thats why it was red
Stranger: I thought I had circummed to the darkside
Stranger: I guess I guess circumed.
You: Going back a little…did you like my yoda?
Stranger: I did, but why was it green master?
You: It was a green light…your green light…it was saying GO
Stranger: Oh, I am saddened by this fact
Stranger: My chance has passed
Stranger: Tommorow I am off to the Death star to kill Darth
You: Do you think you’re able to do it?
Stranger: I shall
Stranger: Knowing if I come back alive your Yoda will be waiting
You: My yoda will be green and waiting
You: May the force be with you.
Stranger: And you.
You: Farewell…
Stranger: For now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: Come closer young padawan.
Stranger: Certainly Obi wan
You: Tell everyone I’m here.
Stranger: Darth may try to get you
Stranger: I can not risk it
You: You’re wise, padawan.
Stranger: I have learnt well
You: You have indeed.
Stranger: Maybe to well *shwing*
Stranger: Sorry fly was undone
You: I think Darth’s after me.
Stranger: He wants to put his force in your darkside
Stranger: You must hide
You: He might want to do that.
Stranger: I know I do
Stranger: I am sorry master, that was uncalled for
Stranger: It’s just, your darkside has been quite appealing since I walked in on you in the shower
Stranger: I…I saw your Yoda
Stranger: I am sorry
You: My..Yoda? Padawan, I’ve played with your lightsaber when you sleep…I’m deeply sorry.
Stranger: So thats why it was red
Stranger: I thought I had circummed to the darkside
Stranger: I guess I guess circumed.
You: Going back a little…did you like my yoda?
Stranger: I did, but why was it green master?
You: It was a green light…your green light…it was saying GO
Stranger: Oh, I am saddened by this fact
Stranger: My chance has passed
Stranger: Tommorow I am off to the Death star to kill Darth
You: Do you think you’re able to do it?
Stranger: I shall
Stranger: Knowing if I come back alive your Yoda will be waiting
You: My yoda will be green and waiting
You: May the force be with you.
Stranger: And you.
You: Farewell…
Stranger: For now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posts: 629
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: troll?
You: leprachaun
Stranger: are you an internet troll?
You: no im a leprachaun
You: how about you?
Stranger: great, let's fight then
Stranger: here's my axe
Stranger: wait..
You: are you after mi lucky charms
Stranger: can I have that axe back
You: no!
Stranger: shit
Stranger: I'm not very good at fighting
You: I have the Night F Mohawk grenade
Stranger: I gave my opponent my weapon before the fight even began
You: that is not very smart
Stranger: wtf is a Night F Mohawk grenade?
You: It turns everybody into Mr. T
Stranger: SHIT!
Stranger: attack me
You: BOOM!!!!
You: you lose a leg
Stranger: aww
Stranger: pity the fool
You: yea it aint ova fool
You: chopped your left hand off
Stranger: no
You: so you cant whack it
Stranger: I started choking you with my gold chains first
Stranger: I use my right
Stranger: shit
Stranger: too much information
Stranger: damnit
You: no stranger?
Stranger: quit talking to me and fight fool
You: fine! have it your way
Stranger: duck
You: I got the whole A-Team Summons
Stranger: I tried to light a cigarette but I lit my shirt on fire
Stranger: hang on
Stranger: let me put the fire out
You: VROOOMMMMMMM!!!!! A- team van rolls up
Stranger: [stops, drops, rolls]
Stranger: ok, I'm back on my feet
Stranger: ****
Stranger: the a-team
You: popped you in the face while trying to get up
You: bloody nose
Stranger: luckily I've got my disguise in my briefcase
Stranger: I run behind a tree and put my disguise on
Stranger: ****
You: you gag on all the blood because of a hyperactive vasovagal
Stranger: my disguise is just the same clothes that I'm wearing
You: you pass out
You: no way around it
Stranger: have mercy on my soul stranger
You: you can't steal me lucky charms
Stranger: hey
You: Trix are for Kids!
Stranger: the a-team hate leprechauns
Stranger: everybody knows that
Stranger: you aren't a leprechaun
You: No they don't
Stranger: [pulls mask off your face[
Stranger: your an imposter!
You: I happen to know the entire a team
Stranger: [the a-team turns to you in anger]
You: I splet with Mr. T's mama
You: but do not tell him
Stranger: this story is epic
You: I choked her with his gold chains
Stranger: troll?
You: leprachaun
Stranger: are you an internet troll?
You: no im a leprachaun
You: how about you?
Stranger: great, let's fight then
Stranger: here's my axe
Stranger: wait..
You: are you after mi lucky charms
Stranger: can I have that axe back
You: no!
Stranger: shit
Stranger: I'm not very good at fighting
You: I have the Night F Mohawk grenade
Stranger: I gave my opponent my weapon before the fight even began
You: that is not very smart
Stranger: wtf is a Night F Mohawk grenade?
You: It turns everybody into Mr. T
Stranger: SHIT!
Stranger: attack me
You: BOOM!!!!
You: you lose a leg
Stranger: aww
Stranger: pity the fool
You: yea it aint ova fool
You: chopped your left hand off
Stranger: no
You: so you cant whack it
Stranger: I started choking you with my gold chains first
Stranger: I use my right
Stranger: shit
Stranger: too much information
Stranger: damnit
You: no stranger?
Stranger: quit talking to me and fight fool
You: fine! have it your way
Stranger: duck
You: I got the whole A-Team Summons
Stranger: I tried to light a cigarette but I lit my shirt on fire
Stranger: hang on
Stranger: let me put the fire out
You: VROOOMMMMMMM!!!!! A- team van rolls up
Stranger: [stops, drops, rolls]
Stranger: ok, I'm back on my feet
Stranger: ****
Stranger: the a-team
You: popped you in the face while trying to get up
You: bloody nose
Stranger: luckily I've got my disguise in my briefcase
Stranger: I run behind a tree and put my disguise on
Stranger: ****
You: you gag on all the blood because of a hyperactive vasovagal
Stranger: my disguise is just the same clothes that I'm wearing
You: you pass out
You: no way around it
Stranger: have mercy on my soul stranger
You: you can't steal me lucky charms
Stranger: hey
You: Trix are for Kids!
Stranger: the a-team hate leprechauns
Stranger: everybody knows that
Stranger: you aren't a leprechaun
You: No they don't
Stranger: [pulls mask off your face[
Stranger: your an imposter!
You: I happen to know the entire a team
Stranger: [the a-team turns to you in anger]
You: I splet with Mr. T's mama
You: but do not tell him
Stranger: this story is epic
You: I choked her with his gold chains