Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form & will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

"This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs & just a good old fashioned stiff drink", a senior PepsiCo official stated. Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink."

Pepsi plans to market the new concoction under the name of "Mount & Do."

 

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