Alright so my boss/CEO totally set up me and my buddy at work today to take the fall in one of his practical jokes. He TeePeed the VPs office and got my dumba$$ to sign a Happy New Years sign. Therefor me and another guy have been framed using the signed sign.

Calling for any good pranks you know of. They should be office safe, im not trying to get fired. However, if you've seen something pretty bold and hilarious im sure myself and everyone else would love a good story.

Thanks for the ideas.


Revenge is so sweat....

 

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Fishing wire desk booby trap

Tie a thin monofiliment fishing line to the phone of your victim. Feel free to also attach other things such as pencil holders, lights, inboxes, anything easy and hopefully non-breakable.

Push the victims chair under the desk and tie the other line to a leg of the chair. When the victim pulls out the chair, everything goes flying off the desk on the other side.

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Switch various keys on the guy's keyboard. Pry the keys off gently and then press them back on.


hope you dont get fired!

 

 

i just do stupid little things....

like tape the phone release button down, so when they pick the phone up, the little button stays down and they are not actually talking to anyone...... so they think their phone is broken...

or.... fax shit to their phone and annoy the piss out of them.... usually a fax machine trys at least 3 times to get through....

or... if you can see them from your desk.... call them just as they are walking out of their office..... they walk back to their phone and you hang up..... do this at least 2-3 times per day....

or....go in their office and turn the speaker volume up to about 2/3 (any louder and they will hear the static).. send them one of those stupid internet websites that has the scary skull or monster pop out.......i did that to a 63 year old lady here at work....ahhaha.. almost killed her.

or..... have some flowers sent to him with a big "FROM DEBBIE" or someone other than his wife...... make sure it says it clearly on the card and the card is not in an envelope.... make sure they get delivered to his secretary so everyone can wonder who this woman is..... (good way to get fired if he ever figures out it was you).

 

why don't i get this???? What is funny about it? did he get his hand stuck in the net or something? or is the picture cut off and his balls are on some dudes nose??

 

He's saying the guy in the cubical full of styrafoam peanuts got OWNED!

 

Put shaving cream in Freezer, (2 cans at least) overnight. then they will crack open. You then have about 45mins to 1 hour to get them into the bosses desk drawer (depending on temp outside). When they melt they will expand to about 2-3 times the size. Into a big foamy mess.
Good because they are easy to sneak in the office. Good because they are easy ot clean out. Good because its not that mean.
Bad because they only expand to about 2-3x the size, it would be better if they expanded to 5-10x the size.

 

 

okay... "malowned" is stupid......i assumed (ya ya ya) that there was something funny in it... like... he had his balls on some guys face or something........ o well.....

he hasn't even played for the ing jazz in how many years anyway!

 

Grease up his office. Most Honda heads have some shin-etsu grease lying around. Put it in places like where you would touch but not neccessarily see (drawer handles, phone receiver, etc.). Or try super glueing his phone receiver down. Or try hiding something really stinky in his office (think an open can of sardines left somewhere really warm for a couple of days). Or try turbo-lax in his coffee, that's a classic that never gets old.