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A priest, a rabbi and a minister

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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 10:38 AM
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A priest, a rabbi and a minister - were going to have a meeting at a local park. The day became really hot and they decided to go swimming in a nearby lake.

Upon arriving at the lake, they realized they didn't have swimming trunks, but the day was so hot they decided to jump in naked.

Not long after jumping in, they heard some commotion beyond some trees and quickly got out of the water to hide.

The catholic and the protestant immediately covered up their private areas with their hands while the rabbi was covering his face. They all headed for the woods.

After they'd found a hiding spot, they asked the rabbi "why did you hold your hands in front of your face?" to which he replied "I don't know know about you guys but it's my face my congregation would recognize"
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 10:52 AM
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 10:53 AM
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 11:05 AM
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 12:18 PM
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true .. LOL
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 12:18 PM
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paragraphs please
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Old Mar 16, 2010 | 12:39 PM
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