Prison vs. Work
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Prison vs. Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
WORK: you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office.
PRISON: You get three meals a day fully paid for.
WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
PRISON: You get your own toilet.
WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
PRISON: They allow your family and friends.
to visit.
WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
WORK: They're called managers.
PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
WORK: you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office.
PRISON: You get three meals a day fully paid for.
WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
PRISON: You get your own toilet.
WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
PRISON: They allow your family and friends.
to visit.
WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
WORK: They're called managers.
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You also don't run the risk of getting a big one stuck in your unlubed pooper while you're at work.
That alone makes me greatful to be at work and not prison because there's a 99% chance I would be someone's bitch with my gorgeous mouth.
That alone makes me greatful to be at work and not prison because there's a 99% chance I would be someone's bitch with my gorgeous mouth.
