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Old Sep 9, 2003 | 07:59 AM
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I try to not touch anything but myself in a public bathroom. Won't touch the sink, door handle Etc. If for some reason I had to take a dump (why do so many people wait to take a dump in a public bathroom?), I would because what the hell but for just taking a leak, I don't touch anything but meself. My philosophy being that I am way cleaner than anything in the room. Besides that, I don't pee on my hands. I wash my hands at home several times a day. I am a state certified food handler so I am obsessed with washing and cleanliness. If you really want to get freaked, take a state food handling certification course. You will never see bathrooms or sink drains in the same way.
To elaborate on the above, seriously, evertime I go into the men's bathroom, there is at least one guy in there sputtering like an old Cessna and stinking to high heaven. What the hell do these people eat? Do that many people eat bad burritos? I just don't get it. Everyone gets caught short or gets sick but God's holy trousers! Why do people purposely wait until they are in a public place? Wouldn't it be way more comfortable in their nice private home? I guess their clock is off. That only happens to me maybe once every two year at the most. Oh well. Just ranting. They should hand out gas masks in public restrooms.
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Old Sep 9, 2003 | 08:02 AM
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Originally posted by Scot
Hey... i thought i was the one who was supposed to start the bathroom threads?

O ya... what the hell is #3? pissin' out yer ass? 1+2=3
Better than the opposite!

#3 must be that Cessna mode that I hear and smell over and under the stalls. Gotta be a number for that. Not of this world.
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