Pulled over by police.
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From: Chapel Hill, NC
Pulled over by police.
One day I was pulled over by the police. Officer comes up to the window and says licence and registration please. I reply I have no licence they took it away from me after my 5th DWI. He says ok how bout the registration........I don't know where the registration is its not my car I stole it.
The policeman puzzled says well check the glove box maybe its in there. I probably shouldn't thats where my gun is that I used to shoot the woman I say. What woman the officer replies. The woman that I stole this car from I stuffed her in the trunk of the car. Officer says ok.....so your driving with out a licence, got a gun in the glove box, stole a car from a woman, shot her with the gun and shoved her in the trunk.........Yep; I reply.
Police man says stay there he goes back to his car empty handed and 3 min later every cop from 10 miles around shows up. The head officer on duty comes up to the car says so you have no Licence hu? I say of course I do officer. I hand it to him. He says well what about the registraion in the glove box with the gun. I give him the registration....no gun car registered in my name. Hmmmmm.....says the officer. Well lets check the trunk for the body.....NO body.
Officer comes back and says well this other officer said you had no licence, car was stolen, gun in glove box, body in trunk. I said really?!.........I bet you that lying SON OF A BITCH said I was SPEEDING AS WELL!!!
The policeman puzzled says well check the glove box maybe its in there. I probably shouldn't thats where my gun is that I used to shoot the woman I say. What woman the officer replies. The woman that I stole this car from I stuffed her in the trunk of the car. Officer says ok.....so your driving with out a licence, got a gun in the glove box, stole a car from a woman, shot her with the gun and shoved her in the trunk.........Yep; I reply.
Police man says stay there he goes back to his car empty handed and 3 min later every cop from 10 miles around shows up. The head officer on duty comes up to the car says so you have no Licence hu? I say of course I do officer. I hand it to him. He says well what about the registraion in the glove box with the gun. I give him the registration....no gun car registered in my name. Hmmmmm.....says the officer. Well lets check the trunk for the body.....NO body.
Officer comes back and says well this other officer said you had no licence, car was stolen, gun in glove box, body in trunk. I said really?!.........I bet you that lying SON OF A BITCH said I was SPEEDING AS WELL!!!
