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Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area

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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 08:08 AM
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And play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 09:44 AM
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And only eat bananas.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:00 AM
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And peanuts.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:32 AM
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And pretend to swat flies.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:33 AM
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And make Tarzan noises -- and gorilla noises.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:35 AM
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Get a co-worker to play, you could pick fleas off each other.


You would probably get sacked though.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:38 AM
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And burn off blood-sucking lice with burning cigarettes.
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 10:39 AM
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And gin and tonic -- wards off Malaria. That was a truly inspired idea you Brits had!
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 11:21 AM
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I love these threads they make me do this and LMAO
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 05:12 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]And gin and tonic -- wards off Malaria.
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