The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said "I've got some bad news. You have an extremely rare and always fatal blood disorder. You'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have an extremely rare and always fatal blood disorder. So, let's head to the club and have a martini." After three martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences, and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of an extremely rare blood disorder. You just told your friends you were dying of AIDS. Why did you do that?" "Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone." And that, my friends, is what is called "putting your affairs in order."

 

hmmmmmmmmm............

 

t3h suck.

 

LOLOLOLOL

 

wow, women are evil

 

But you know the ironic truth to this, it could be a dude dying with a hot wife and even it it were true, all the dudes would be like "Id still hit that yo!"

 

really? i wouldn't f a chick with AIDS

 

.....wtf is wrong with you kyushin?






....sicko

 

condom....

Excerpt: The evidence for this is clearest in studies of couples in which one person is infected with HIV and the other not. i.e. "discordant couples". In a study of discordant couples in Europe, among 123 couples who reported consistent condom use, none of the uninfected partners became infected. In contrast, among the 122 couples who used condoms inconsistently, 12 of the uninfected partners became infected...

In the US, each condom is electronically tested for holes and defects.21 Also, condom manufacturers sample each lot of finished packaged condoms and visually examine them for holes using a water leak test. Condom manufacturers also tests lots for physical characteristics using the air burst test and the tensile (strength) test....

According to the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA), an estimated 10.4 billion male condoms were used worldwide in 2005. Of these, around 4.4 billion were used for family planning and 6.0 billion for HIV prevention.23


http://www.avert.org/condoms.htm

 

what is this..... "condom" you speak of? and how doest one go about procuring such an item?