Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and end up at the Pearly Gates at the same time, where they are greeted by St. Peter. Unfortunately, because of a temporary space shortage, he can only let one in today. St. Peter says one will have to demonstrate why she should go in today, rather than the other.
Dolly removes her top: "See these breasts, they're the finest breasts God has ever created. I'm sure he will be pleased to see them every day."
The queen drops her panties, pulls a bottle of Perrier from her purse, and douches. St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, go on in."
Dolly is outraged: "I show you two of God's perfect creations, she performs a lewd act of hygiene, and she gets in. What gives?"
St. Peter says: "Sorry, but even in heaven, a royal flush beats two of a kind."
Dolly removes her top: "See these breasts, they're the finest breasts God has ever created. I'm sure he will be pleased to see them every day."
The queen drops her panties, pulls a bottle of Perrier from her purse, and douches. St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, go on in."
Dolly is outraged: "I show you two of God's perfect creations, she performs a lewd act of hygiene, and she gets in. What gives?"
St. Peter says: "Sorry, but even in heaven, a royal flush beats two of a kind."
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