Check this sh*t:

So a few months back, I got laid off, but I had my unemployment checks unfairly revoked. Now im with this temp agency and they got me this sh*tty job that im workin at right now. I'm trying to get myself fired (but in a way so that i can get unemployment).

So basically im just kinda acting like a retard, intentionally screwing up, acting really naive, and stuff like that. It's humiliating as all hell, having my old lady boss scold me like a child, but I just keep reminding myself of the free cash i will get (so i can devote my time to studying and start making real money)

So is there an easier way to get unemployment? I just heard if you get fired and they did not give you 3 warnings, or something to that effect, than you can quality...I know those f*ckers at unemployment will find any damn reason they can NOT to give it to u.

help a brotha out

 

LOL!!!!!!

 

sleep with the unemployment office lady

 

Nothing is free, brotha. The only thing stopping you from getting a decent paying part-time job that is also gratifying is....YOU!

A little attitude adjustment could go a long way!

 

Hmmm, you could go down to your local trailer park and ask a pro. Then again, even some white trash work... You do realize that you are asking ME how you can STEAL MY TAX MONEY from the government, right?

 

I understand what ur sayin. But I got my unemployment benefits taken away from me unfairly (long story) so I deserve to get them back (maybe unfairly)

Besides, the economy is still a b*tch in southern california. If I could get a decent, good paying part time job i'd be all over it. The only thing I can get are full time envelope licker jobs.

I will remain productive while on unemployment, spending my time preparing to enter the work force on a higher level, not to be some redneck sitting on the couch all day being a freeloader.

So no help for a brotha??

 

LOL

 

and we wonder why taxes are so high ?

chris

 

Go join the military. They'll give you food, clothing, shelter (depending on which service you join), some spending cash, an attitude adjustment, and pay for your education. Millions have done it.

 

Why try to get fired when you can try to get injured instead? Worker's comp pays better and is tax-free.