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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:15 AM
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God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
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> Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I
> believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I
> believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my
> fans."
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> God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers
> him a seat to his left.
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> Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
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> Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
> fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
> always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
> fields."
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> God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
> seat to his right.
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> Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you
> believe? "
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> Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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very nice
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:19 AM
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Funny because its true. Farve can suck it. He was a dick years ago and hes a dick now
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:42 AM
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He's a dick that'll hopefully move the Jets into the playoffs...and win.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:48 AM
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^ or he will pull a Michael Jordon and suck ass...
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by kadeshpa,Aug 7 2008, 10:42 AM
He's a dick that'll hopefully move the Jets into the playoffs...and win.
Unlikely, but its something to pray for
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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Yeah, Favre is definitely older than God. Seniority rules.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Aug 7 2008, 01:54 PM
Unlikely, but its something to pray for
Through ALL the years of high hopes and mediocrity in that position, the Jet's fans have no other hope.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Aug 7 2008, 12:48 PM
^ or he will pull a Michael Jordon and suck ass...
I hope so. The A$$HAT deserves it.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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lol
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