I saw this on OT

Top 10 reasons why racing is better than sex

10. It

 

You could list a 1000 reasons, Racing will never be better then sex!

 

I don't know. There's usually a lot of BS that you have to put up with to get the sex.. Racing is fun and so simple.

 

It is SOOOOOOO much easier to modify my car for racing though. Just try to get her to do something new

 

 

"You and the car always finish at the same time. " .... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

It's actually not looked down upon to have more than one car.

 

Once your car starts looking ragedy, then it's totally cool to trade up.

 

Unless you're having sex and it's not good

e.g. with someone you don't find attractive.

 

cars with aftermarket parts seem to get more attention than cars without aftermarket parts.

same goes with girls at times too.

Unfortunately, my car always finishes before I do. I always come a close second. =D