senor flojo, can you pick me up from the airport?

 

only if there's some road head in it for me

 

I didn't know you were the gay...

 

its not gay if you're getting your dick sucked

 

 

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her in the rear view mirror. She asks him why is he staring and he replies''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'' ''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blowjob.'' She responds,''Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic.'' The cab driver is very excited and says ''Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!'' The nun says ''OK, pull into the next alley.'' He does and the nun gives him the best blowjob he's ever had in his life. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver says ''Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'' The nun says ''That's OK, my name's reallyKevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.''

 

 

You still gay in my book.

 

 

jesus, ****ing around