It was a middle aged woman in a brand new range rover. I was going 67 in a 65 in the far left lane. I was passing everyone in the two lanes to my right, thus me being in the left lane was warranted. Well here comes this boss hoggin suv on my ass, flashing her brights, turning on her turn signals and telling me to move over. Me, being the piece of shit human being that I am, slow down accordingly. She fly's by me in the far right lane because a gap opened then looked back at me and was mouthing shit. I safely downshift, and get on her ass halfway in the shoulder so I could see her in her sideview. I was mouthing swear words and flipping her off for about 10 miles. Then I got in front of her, slowed down...and pretty much harassed her for about 15 minutes. I think she was about to cry.

If this was your mother, tell that bitch of a woman to stop acting so hard in her suv unless she's going to get out and throw down. She's lucky I just cleaned out my cup holder...I had lots of coins in there a week ago that would have blended in nicely with her front bumper.

She did receive a complemetary marlboro No. 27 to her windshield, though.

 

So I've been ignoring this chick hard ever since she blew me off. It's been at least a month, and randomly today she sent me a text that said "Good morning."

My initial plan was to wait about 6 hours and then reply back with "I just got your message, who is this?" (Advice I got here before)

What are the pro's and cons of going with that stategy?

 

Bwahahahaha!

 

if someone trailing me, i tend to use my windshield washers to make 'em back off.

 

You were being a dick, 2 miles over the limit, she wanted to pass, you should have moved the **** over IMO

 

Your lucky a cop didn't see your behavior. You'd be in the back of the cruiser, man. Seriously.

 

if you had ample room to move over and let her go, you should have. if you were in traffic with not many places to go, and she was flashing you, #### her, she deserved it!!!

 

bad ass. i wish i was that cool.

 

Have you ever considered being the poster child for embryonic fluid testing?
A testimonial from your parents and a transcript of your IQ test and 'BAM!' Mental retardation wiped out overnight.

Damn I would love to drag your monkey ass out onto the road and drive one up your hoop.

 

second post made me LMAO