The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the barely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole."

 

at first i thought iwas going crazy. i thought you had already posted this. but then i realized it was on the other board

 

From a Christmas Eve baby, Amen Raptor........ Amen.

 

merry christmas raptor, and happy birthday you little asshole

 

Mine's the 23rd, so I can feel your pain.

 

Repost.

 

happy birthday raptor. and happy belated bday sam.

my brother's bday is dec. 7th and mine is dec. 10th.
my sister's daughter was born on dec 20th.
less then a week ago on december 18 2009, my brother became a father to a 6lbs 10oz boy.

we go through a lot of wrapping paper in my family.

 

FloJo's birthday is the 8th and Molly's is the 22nd.

 

I'm a damn Christmas Eve baby too! FAIL MOM AND DAD LOL!!!

 

happy birthday fawker! now copy-pasta us some holiday lulz.











(ass is also acceptable)