I need one that is worthy of an epic battle between the wet and the dry! Preferably one that can shoot FAAAAARRR.

Anyone? Anyone?

 

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Two suggestions: One is a water balloon slingshot found in some toy stores. It takes two people to hold it and a third to pull back and launch- not for kids. It can fire a water balloon about 50 yards or so. My second suggestion is one of those water pump/cannons that you can find in a sporting goods store. You need a bucket of water to suck it in, and then push hard on it. It can shoot a good distance and soak a person a lot faster than a Super Soaker.

 

I knew a guy who took old fire extinguishers and put water in them then charged them with compressed air.