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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 10:50 AM
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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.

If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried Different combination's, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning..

Last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in Top management
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 10:57 AM
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Just shared that with all the Sales/Account Managers, and Recruiters at my company
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 11:02 AM
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lol
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Apr 29 2010, 01:57 PM
Just shared that with all the Sales/Account Managers, and Recruiters at my company


It was Raptor'd from a buddy of mine who works at Vodafone
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by GateCrasher,Apr 29 2010, 01:14 PM


It was Raptor'd from a buddy of mine who works at Vodafone
Love the usage of the verb Raptor:

I Raptor
He Raptors
She Raptors
They Raptor
We Raptor

Past Tense:

I Raptor'd
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 12:38 PM
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It's a versatile word
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 12:40 PM
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If one person arranges the bricks in a "hella tight" arrangement, send them to s2ki so the masses may follow them.
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by st4rk,Apr 29 2010, 03:40 PM
If one person arranges the bricks in a "hella flush" arrangement, send them to s2ki Gallery so the masses may follow them.
ftfy
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Apr 29 2010, 12:51 PM
ftfy
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Apr 29 2010, 02:36 PM
Love the usage of the verb Raptor:

I Raptor
He Raptors
She Raptors
They Raptor
We Raptor

Past Tense:

I Raptor'd
gee it almost equates to fap
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