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Relationship Whoas: advice needed...

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Old Sep 26, 2002 | 07:57 PM
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What do you do when your woman says to you, "I don't know what you mean, I really like the styling of the Aztek."


What would you do? What would you say?

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Old Sep 26, 2002 | 07:58 PM
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Smack the bitch

Actually, since I don't condone violence, I would take her to an optometrist, something is obviously wrong
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 03:45 AM
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i think you need to give "it" to her good!!! you need to help clear her mind....

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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 04:02 AM
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Kinda makes you question the rationality of her thoughts in other important areas as well, doesn't it? Maybe even those areas related to a "significant other..."

J/K!!

Different strokes... (and you can probably get one for cheap as hell!)
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 04:21 AM
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RUN.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 04:29 AM
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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you already told her twice.


If my female said that, I would smile and nod, then repress.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 06:37 AM
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You could always throw her in the passenger seat for your next track day and let her scream it out.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 09:18 AM
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It sounds to me as though you meant "woes"--sufferings from misfortune, affliction, or grief--and not "whoas"--commands (as to draft animals) to stand still.

Your woman doesn't qualify as a draft animal, I'd suspect.

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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 10:23 AM
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Originally posted by magician
It sounds to me as though you meant "woes"--sufferings from misfortune, affliction, or grief--and not "whoas"--commands (as to draft animals) to stand still.

Your woman doesn't qualify as a draft animal, I'd suspect.



She's the first person I've ever heard say they weren't the ugliest thing on Earth.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 11:11 AM
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She's pulling your leg.

Good judgement comes from experience and experience come from poor judgement.
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