Repost?? Getting Even A Mans Way...
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Repost?? Getting Even A Mans Way...
Getting Even (a mans point of view) -
I have never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole mars and venus thing. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their hearts.
Well, one evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up and she eventually says, "I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me". I said "what?". She proceeds to say the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking "what was your first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.
The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say ok. And then we go into the jewerly department ... where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck but I dont think she cared. I think that she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesnt even play tennis. I threw her for a loop when I told her it was ok.
You should have seen how happy she was when she said "I'm ready to go, lets go to the cash register". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, once we got to the cashier "no honey, I dont feel like buying all this stuff now". You should have seen her face, it went completely blank. I then said "really honey, I just wanted you to hold this stuff for a while". And just when she looked like she was going to kill me, I added "you must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man".
I have never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole mars and venus thing. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their hearts.
Well, one evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up and she eventually says, "I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me". I said "what?". She proceeds to say the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking "what was your first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.
The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say ok. And then we go into the jewerly department ... where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck but I dont think she cared. I think that she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesnt even play tennis. I threw her for a loop when I told her it was ok.
You should have seen how happy she was when she said "I'm ready to go, lets go to the cash register". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, once we got to the cashier "no honey, I dont feel like buying all this stuff now". You should have seen her face, it went completely blank. I then said "really honey, I just wanted you to hold this stuff for a while". And just when she looked like she was going to kill me, I added "you must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man".
OMG!!! she slapped urs you slapped hers! Thats great
