What do you do in retirement? As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to make a difference in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of others who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person. "I've often been asked 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine." Harold should be an inspiration to all of us.

 

meh i do that without any engineering background.

 

Reminds me of somebody's sig on here that said:
My primary job function is transporting mass quantities of coffee from the coffee pot to the urinal.

 

that was me, and it's from a dilbert comic. Wally's line.

 

I m not retired and I have been doing that for 30 years!

 

don't you all wish you could be paid for turning alcohol to urine?

 

my hope was this thread would talk about retiring from posting jokes.

 

if financial situation allows, go see the world, do things you couldn't do when you were young like volunteering for a left/right wing extremist group.

 

I can do that.

 

ahh a poopah there is in every crowd