I started a thread a little while back about the JDM snake that crawled out of a car at a gas station. Here's number 2 in the series.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070725/ap_on_...3pvCfN8U9btiBIF

For my next act, i'm thinking about sharing the stories of people getting DUI's on horses. But thats for another slow day at work...

 

PLANES??

 

 

The first time I clicked the link it was an article about some dude getting indicted for beating off in his jail cell. Now that I clicked again I get the right article. And here I was thinking that the first story was just a play on words of the thread title.

 

You can't get a DUI on a horse. An RUI, maybe, but not a DUI.

A few years ago a woman told me about an advert she'd seen for a horse. Apparently it's strongest selling point was that it could get you back home from the bar safely if you were too drunk to navigate it yourself.